How do you spot weird parents? (A few tips)
They laugh outloud in movies when no one else does. They show your friends how to do a dance called "the funky chicken." They blow huge kisses at you when you are walking away.
"Writing this story was a bit like cheating. I just thought about the things that always embarrassed our son when he was growing up. The parents are Don and Audrey Wood, the boy is our son, Bruce Robert Wood."